Army Tales: 'HEERES JOHNNY'

Tales told by my Father.

At the base, every morning the soldiers were required to fall into formation for role call. On this particular morning, everyone showed up, except for two men. The Sergeant, a pretty nice guy as long as you did as you were told, walked inside the barracks, and knocked on the soldier's door. He calmly reminded them that they need to get out for role. The two men inside said something along the lines of "F*ck off", locked the door, and turned their music up louder. The Sergeant stared at the door for a second then said to his aid,

"Get me an ax."

The aid did so, and the Sergeant promptly began hacking down the door. Even down on the parade ground, the other soldiers could hear the hacking, and the terrified screams of the soldiers inside. Soon, they heard a new sound. The Sergeant was beating them with their own rifles, and the soldiers were soon in formation, sniffling and bruised.